Dear Internet...
I am highly aware I am reiterating the title. I doubt you mind though, since you're still publishing it, right?
At any rate, my point is not whether you mind that I am reiterating the title, since you're still publishing it. Rather, my purpose is, in actual fact, to point out the most frustrating and exasperating fact of life, that you stubbornly - not determinedly, stubbornly, since this is hardly a worthy cause - refuse to convey any sarcasm from one party utilizing you to communicate with another party. You have no idea - actually, you should - how this stubbornness of yours has caused misunderstandings so numerous and sundry that my fingers too, refuse to be able to count them anymore.
I sincerely hope that this message may have changed your mind, otherwise, I fear that you will lose several fans of yours to the more common, although perhaps, less popular, method of face-to-face talking. You have no idea the devastation this could wreck on you and your fellow computers.
Hence, I urge you to reconsider your notions and finally start conveying sarcasm.